Baylis, Illinois returns this monday with a lineup of brand new comics for as long as we can hold up

I doubt I will ever find it neccessary to update these newsposts because as far as I know everyone just skips straight to the comics.

Punk ass bitches.

Well March of The Peccant is coming to a close as Chapter 1 comes to a beginning. Me and Luke are excited at the direction of the comic and think its going to be a better chapter than the last.

So heres hoping you like us.

Yes the Baylis prologue is finally coming to an end. I'm sure you're all very excited that after over 10 weeks down the line we're finally going to get to the place referred to in the title.

I have been informed that Nat is going to begin writing the next few installments, which will take place while he simultaneously indulges himself in the pleasures of the palm. This probably means that future comics will have 80% less pretzels and 210% more penetration of the orifices.

Stay tuned folks.

So thats enough pretzels for us right now. So I am currently writing the next chapter of Baylis, IL, while Luke draws the day away. But Lucky Luke got to see the Aquabats last night so dont feel too sorry for him.Here at Baylis, IL we like to let fans in on our creative process so Today I have prepared to you Nat and Lukes: To Do List
1. Write and Draw more comics
2. New Layout for the site(less gray!)
3. New Buttons for the site(less gay!)
4. Watch V for Vendetta over and over.
5. Make long news post - DONE
6. Throw away that green thing on the back of the couch.
7. Wash Luke.
8. Exfoliate Nat
9. repeat number 8
10. Go back to school
11. Aknowledge the fact that me and Luke our not roomates so only one of us even uses this list.
12. Stop leaving notes for Luke around the house. He does not live here.
13. Freeze time.
14. Out of paper. Get new lis-

Well I hope you enjoyed your look into the lives of Baylis,IL creators. Expect more journeys in the future.

Regarding the film Superman Returns, I will admit I was a bit too enthusiastic with my 10/10 and after repeat viewings it has to be atleast a 9. Also Miami Vice was totally not worth a news post. What a piece of crap. I am seeing Talladega Nights this weekend, Sincerely hoping it brings the funny. Considering Clerks II will be so hard to beat.

In the latter part of news School is coming back around. I recently transfered to a Catholic school. They made me chop off my hair so basically that avatar of me is inaccurate now. My hairs current style can be referred to as "Retarded Tyler Durden cut". I wont post pics but you can Imagine.

Anyway I am rambling. Enjoy our comic and have a nice weekend (possibly tell your friends about Baylis? We dont want our number of comics to outgrow our fans!)

With Love,

We have a new banner, courtesy of me. Not sure it's really perfect, but it's better than the text only one I think. For now.

And there will be an on time update on Saturday, provided my phone wire doesn't explode again.

So I went to see Superman Returns also yesterday. Not sure I agree with Nat's rather enthusiastic 10/10, but it was very good indeed. Bryan Singer delivered. 8/10 from me.

So Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest. Probably the definition of a summer block buster. Top notch effects, Great cast, and of course that little cute undead monkey.

8.5/10.

So Luke is still on vacation. Guest comic this next saturday and then he is back. I hope our ten fans wont be too upset.

They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son. Superman Returns - 10/10

Absolutley supurb. So new comic is up. I am aware the prologue has been moving at akward paces. Trust me the next panel is where things pick up and actually start to be funny. Just by guessing. Luke wont be back for the update after our upcoming one. So we will have a guest strip and/or drawing from a friend of mine.

I am heading up to North Carollina for the 4th and wont be in contact. So leave some comments and spread the word of Baylis. Most of all please rate our comics. I want to be happy when I come back. But hey thats wishful thinking. Wishful in a sense that I will burn my own house down if I dont get this stuff. Yes...I am that fucking crazy.

So as of this Friday both me and Luke will be out of town. So what I am going to do is instead of our regular scheduled saturday update you will get this update EARLY!!!. Yes I know your thinking to yourself (No one reads this! Whos cares when you update? This whole project is here just to detract you from real world issues). Well quit being an ass.

Update this thursday.